Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Have got to say That you can definately pull some humour from someone trying to shag a post box whilst drunk and howling out his wifes name....Some people may walk past a scene like that thinking it's disgusting but I would just laugh my arse off!! Really not a bad post at all imo. Just as well the lung falling out wasn't the comedy bit here but how do we prove the OP's dad really tried to hump a post box?!?!?!? I guess i'm missing the point here...
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yes, someone shagging a postbox pretending it's his wife is funny.nobody is ever really going to think it IS their partner, not a postbox. Nor do you lose vital organs as a result. Unless you catch your cock in the slot...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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I couldOnly aspire to getting my cock trapped in one of those...
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like you've never attempted to fuck a parking meter.lies.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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Post boxes are slutsAnd as for fucking parking meters, I've licked one out but that's only because I thought it was my GF....I wazh dirunk you see...
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And then, next day, you shat out your own pancreas.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:22,
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yes they are dirty fuckers but in all honesty Badger I would be a bit worried if I'd shat out someone else's ;)
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just the once.lamp-posts are more my thing.
I wonder if there's a street furniture fetish site?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:00,
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Gotta be something somewhereCouldn't find any though :(
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Nice choiceLamp-posts are the supermodels of the street funiture fetish scene.
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