almost killed myself a few times
1. drank large amounts of homebrew whisky. one stomach pump later, the doctor told me i'd almost died of alcohol poisoning. worst hangover i've ever had.

2. was given slimming pills aged 16. one didn't work, so i thought "what would happen if i took 27?" what happened was i had a good night's sleep, then woke up at 6 a.m. off my tits. had to go stay in my mate's for 3 days until they wore off and i could sleep again. her flat has never been so clean!

3. hitched a lift at 3 a.m. it turned out fine, but it was still really stupid.

4. walked across a flyover(bridge over a dual carriageway) on the wrong side of the railings, very drunk. balancing high above speeding traffic on a 1-2 inch lip of concrete, pissed as a fart, is not clever and causes your mate to sit on the pavement crying.

5. went into the deep end in rhyl sun centre when the waves were on. i couldn't swim at that time. i was hooked out, unconscious.

there are many more, but i can't think of them now, i'm tired. besides, i've made myself look enough of a tit for one night!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 3:27, 3 replies)

the sun centre!
i had totally forgotten about that place.
possibly because i live in australia. but i have pictures of 7 year old me, grinning inanely whilst there. happy days.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 4:24, closed)

You, Sir
are a total fuckwit. Do you have a guardian angel?

*clicks*
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 16:11, closed)

Rhyl Sun centre
I was also fished out of there unconscious when I was a nipper. It is probably time they stopped trying to kill children there.
(pipipiper I miss my pond, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 18:26, closed)