shaking things
was on holiday in the states visiting ex mate from unii. Monster pissup, next morning after 3 or 4 coffees crawled out to a local grill bar for imitation English breakfast, discovered yanks don`t have proper bacon.

The helpful waitresses undo the tom ketchup tops so 3 or 4 shakes into the ritual....... I was wearing an orange tee shirt and it dried the same colour, shame about my mates white one.

2- once upon a time laser printers came with Toner in a bottle. I`m trying to print out an expenses claim, and the little light was winking, open the lid, and the flap, shake the toner and before I could tip it in..........one of my colleagues got the toner of my shirt with a vacuum cleaner, but my face was another matter I looked like a chimney sweep on one side. oh well blushes paertly covered.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 7:36, Reply)