Whats the opposite of Ninja?
Woke up early this morning, and decided to go for a paper. Being a considerate husband and father, i decided to get dressed in the dark - Silent Ninja style, rather than risk the light waking my wife - i work shifts so regularly do this.
All was going well until i went to put my leg into my boxers but misjudged and sort of pushed my foot down hard on the elastic waist, rather than through the leg.
The sound of my face hitting the bedroom door was what woke my wife, the sound of my face sliding down the door to the floor woke the rest of the house up. The sound i made when the dog sniffed my knackers woke next door.

Not the dumbest thing i have ever done, but my wife took great pleasure today in telling everyone i am 39 and still need help getting dressed.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 20:19, 1 reply)

I have snot on my my monitor now
Was it just a light sniff, or a full blown snuffle?
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:29, closed)