Dog Bite
New Year's Day. Out walking my uncle's dog. Said dog, gets into a fight with another dog. In a moment of panic I decide the most sensible thing was to try and prize my uncle's dog's jaws off the other dog with my bare hands.

The dogs eventually broke up of their own accord. I looked at my hands and thought, "is that my blood or the dog's"? Then I noticed a gaping hole in the centre of my hand where an incisor had punctured the flesh and thought "oh it's mine"

Although that was a fairly stupid thing to do I think I was beaten into second place by the guy standing in front of me at the small injuries unit. Who had decided to saw off his little finger. For a bet.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:45, 3 replies)

Simply put
The chap in front of you doesn't deserve a finger. If he felt like sawing it off he should receive no assistance and should try to put it back on himself.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 13:48, closed)

My wife
...is studying to be a veterinarian. If it's any comfort, according to her, sticking your hand into your dog's mouth is the proper thing to do to break up a dogfight (assuming tugging on the leash has already failed).
(chase, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 16:39, closed)

Ok Evilweevil
Drink or smoke, do you deserve assistance when your liver or lungs start fucking up?
(MarKo K, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, closed)