THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST NEW YEARS EVAR!
FUCK ALL DUDE
I partied down. I was getting ready to walk to a friends house and my mate's girlfriend gave me mace in case anything happened....BAD IDEA.

One of my best friends used to be in the military so she convinced me to spray mace in her eye. I KNOW! Stupid drunk arse idea.
I did it anyway...after I sprayed her forehead and she wiped what she could off of it before it went into her eye she shut her eyes with an "OH FUCK, PIMP!!" (yea, she calls me pimp) Whilst trying to grab onto something she grabs my face and wipes the mace into my eyes...cue both of us crawling to the bathroom gasping, gagging and tearing up.

I hate to say it...but it was fucking awesome.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 9:51, Reply)