Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Baz the ScrimmerMy mates, Baz and Will used to clean windows. One day Baz, bucket and squeegie in hand, falls of his ladder and knocks himself out on the ground. Panic, ambulance, and hospital soon follow.
Baz wakes up as a nurse is trying to remove his shorts and begins to argue that he would far rather 'keep them on, thanks' but she insists that as his bucket spilt over them he has to remove them. Fine.
Baz returns to the sceme of the crime to find that his bucket is miles from where he fell and he had in fact pissed his pants whilst lying, KO'd, in a hospital bed.
Ha Ha Ha!!!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 17:22, Reply)
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