Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I'm typing this with my left handsince I broke my right one last month. It was at Paramount's Canada's Wonderland. You know amusement parks at the end of the day, you want to get in as many rides as you can and there aren't any lines, so you scramble over the line gates and things. I made the mistake of trying to keep pace with two 6'4" twin brothers who also happen to be four stone lighter, and can hurdle.
To my credit, I cleared the first fence. I tried to hit the ground running, and this was my downfall. I stumbled, and flailing smashed my hand down on another railing.
For those of you that know what a spiral fracture is, I needn't say more. For those that don't, I will say that I have twelve stiches and will never pass a metal detector again. The doctors say I will probably be able to play the piano again in a few months, with the help of painful physiotherapy.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)
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