Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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It was a bad day...There I was masturbating in bed when I realised two things had happened, one by the large amount of blood everywhere that I strained the old fella, two the fact that there was a cup of tea by my bed meant my mum had been in and had spotted me at it, in my panic I manage to pour the hot tea all over my blood covered member, causing me to vomit copiuos amounts of unidentifiable green stuff all over the bedroom, staining both the walls and carpet. In my rush to leave the house I didn't hear the Ice Cream van coming and it hit me breaking my leg, and all those children who thought the van had run out of Ice cream had a good laugh at my expense. bastards.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 18:48, Reply)
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