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As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.

What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Me, I prefer older women anyway.
(By older I mean over the age of 35, by the way.)

And why is this? Let me count the reasons...

Girls in their twenties are often looking for husband material. They want the house with the white picket fence and the babies and the husband who will barbecue in the back yard on weekends and all the rest of that Barbie-and-Ken shit. Well, I've already done my time with that and have no interest in doing it ever again, thanks.

Girls in their twenties often try to use sex to manipulate us guys. I won't say anything further than that, as it would come off as bitter and misogynistic, but you know of what I speak.

Women in their 30s and 40s don't have these agendas going on, having been through a bit of life themselves, and put a lot less baggage on sex. They've also been around enough to have some idea of what to do in bed- so there are fewer inhibitions and much better sex all around.

When I see guys my age trying to get the young twentysomethings I inwardly chuckle. You can have 'em, guys. Look at it this way: which is better, listening to a teenager playing a Stradivarius or having Itzhak Perlman playing a second-hand violin? No contest, in my mind...
(, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:54, Reply)

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