Sandwich of evil
I was rather stoned one day and decided to make myself a sandwich - in an experimental frame of mind I added the following:
Peanut butter
Marmite
Honey
Mayonaise
Harrisa paste (chilli paste)
Fish sauce
Olives
Curry paste
Gherkins
Sliced pepper
Onion
Salsa
Mustard

And something unidentifiable and green - which may well have been pesto

Needless to say the thing looked like a scooby snack. I ate it all and spent the next 3 hours in a dark room trying not to vomit. Conclusion - Just because things are tasty on their own does not mean that they complement each other.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:03, 4 replies)

Marmite
That's your problem right there, that is.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:07, closed)

Crikey!
That puts my baked bean, cheese and mayo toasted sandwich to shame!
(lo-fi_shop_assistant, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)

Nah not the marmite
I reckon it was ruined by the pesto.
(Doogie Talons, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 17:19, closed)

y'see..
if you'd stopped after item #2 you'd have been fie and dandy.. best on toast tho.
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:51, closed)