Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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*Ponders*Equipment -
1 70cl bottle of smirnoff vodka.
1 small bottle of "Liquid Gold" poppers.
1 year of suffering in silence.
1 cheating wife with brand new yellow Punto.
1 fat man with brand new silver Micra.
1 Sharp piece of metal.
Conclusions: Shame may preclude a person from telephoning the police when discovering a drunken, popper fuelled spurned ex husband dancing up and down their driveway liberally scratching two brand new cars at half past three in the morning
It is also amazing how many spittles will fit onto a nissan micra.
Hey ho.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:25,
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If he has a micrahe is either a complete dick or a driving instructor. Either way, bring the pain.
/No offence to any micra owning b3tans, but you really need to get a better car.
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