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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Eggy bread
I'm not sure if this actually counts as experimentation, since I had absolutely no doubts about the eventual outcome when I started, but when I was about 4 or 5 I decided to treat my parents by making them breakfast. Having seen them eating what I later realised to be poached eggs on toast, I attempted to replicate the dish by cracking open two eggs, putting each on a slice of bread and putting both slices in the toaster. Result: one fucked toaster.

Credit to my parents though, as instead of giving me a bollocking, they rescued the situation so adroitly that for years afterwards I genuinely believed I was the inventor of French toast...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:26, Reply)

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