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Sometimes the cheapest option isn't the right one. I fondly remember my neighbours going to a well-known catalogue-based store and buying the cheapest lawnmower they stocked. How we laughed as they realised it had non-rotating wheels and died when presented with grass. Tell us about times you or others have been let down by being a cheapskate.

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the two main false economies in life are ; footwear and toilet paper. dont buy cheap with them two and you should be good
(terryhoosh remembers when this was all fields, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 18:39, 27 replies)

I would add, mattresses & pillows
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 19:00, closed)
And milk and shower gel and peanut butter and tennis racquets and engine oil
And vitamins and gravy and smoke alarms and batteries and bleach and
(Council Gritter, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 20:20, closed)
Paint
Definitely paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 20:56, closed)
and hand tools

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:03, closed)
And tyres. Don't forget tyres.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:08, closed)
So you would have his sentence read " the two main false economies in life are ; footwear and toilet paper and mattresses & pillows"?
You are the worst kind of fucking moron and I'm glad you've got me on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 0:26, closed)
Oh and insults.
A quality one wouldn't have seemed half as petty as this ^.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Jun 2014, 11:12, closed)
'those two'

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 23:17, closed)
Now now mictoboy, you can't be mean to people just for being agricultural

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 23:42, closed)
Can we pick on him for his notion that spending ludicrous money on paper used solely for removing shit from your arse will ultimately benefit you instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 7:02, closed)
Enjoy your tattered ringpiece

(Eukanuba, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 7:15, closed)
It's not MY fault your arse is made of wet tissue paper.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 7:19, closed)
I wish it was
then I could wipe it using an ordinary bottom.
(Eukanuba, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:00, closed)
Thats nothing to do with his toilet paper though

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:29, closed)
Perhaps if you pay enough for it, it can be rinsed out and re-used
ultimately saving you money
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:12, closed)
Yeah but if you only ever have a shit at work, you don't need to spend anything on toilet paper.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Jun 2014, 5:09, closed)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 7:19, closed)
TGIF would become THIM

(BeatsWork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 9:51, closed)
You would also need to have all your wanks and nose-blows at work

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 8:01, closed)
lol povvo no socks

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 8:17, closed)
^ replies should be able to win etc etc ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 8:20, closed)
That's disgusting, who blows their nose on a sock?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 9:30, closed)
I do but then I get paid for the mucus socks on fetish web sites. WIN WIN

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 12:01, closed)
And drugs.
If it costs about the same as an oxo cube, well . . .
(username failed moderation, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:04, closed)
You've never done a rail of beef stock powder?
You namby pamby.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:49, closed)
Disagree with both.
Cheap toilet paper is fine as long as you don't go too cheap. Cheap shoes are also fine if they're the pathetic excuse for footwear you're contractually obliged to wear to work or a "brand name" from an "outlet store" -- both are cheap and both serve their purpose well. I have also bought expensive footwear only to be disappointed.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:24, closed)

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