Sarah Twatting Kennedy
Cannot stand the woman The whole jolly hockey sticks demeanour, coupled with the rank cluelessness about any of the music she plays and total inability to read anything out without stumbling over every other word, makes my brain want to ooze out of my ears.

I’ve said this before, but I would sell my house and family for the chance to bury her headfirst in the sand and kick her repeatedly in the clunge.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:29, 1 reply)

Road Trip
From Newcastle to London with a large spade and some hobnail boots for us methinks!
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:59, closed)

I'll get the tickets...
You pick up the beer bill. Deal?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:00, closed)

Let me
just pack my disembowelling knives. Can I keep her spleen?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:44, closed)

10:30 from Central Station on Saturday booked.
And I've found a specimin jar for her spleen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:23, closed)

I do hope...
...that you booked first class. I like to travel in a modicum of comfort when I am off to dismember alcoholic DJ's
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 18:06, closed)