Oh man, where do I start...
Most of Radio 2's lineup.

Chris Evans does nothing but talk about himself. Sure he's made a ton of money in his time, god knows how, but don't shove it down our throats by talking about your Ferrari collection please.

Jeremy Vine and his Daily Mail FM show in which he and his production team pick only those with the most flagrant and fabulously poorly-conceived opinions. Whoever picks the callers, be warned, if I ever meet you I will punch you square in the face.

Steve Wright. It's "Skeleton", not "Skellington". You ask interviewees and experts the most stupid questions known to man that at first I thought you were appealing merely to the base level of listener, but now I am not so sure. You couldn't possibly be such a simpleton, could you? And you can shove your "chocolates and champagne" schmaltz up your arse.

Then in terms of the rest of the world, there's Peter Mandelson. Resigns from cabinet and constituency in disgrace, takes lucrative post on european gravy train in unelected post, tires of all that meaty goodness and is propelled back into public life as a government advisor in then only way possible which is through a life fucking peerage and the preposterous title of "Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and of Hartlepool in the County of Durham." Only the cream rises to the top eh? Pass me a spade so I can scrape this scum off the pond.

Patsy Kensit. Liam Gallagher was happy to sign me an autograph. But Patsy Kensit? Her response: "Fuck Off". Jumped-up band-member-marrying bint.

Max Mosely. Son of a Fascist scumbag, and a man with an extraordinary sense of self-importance and equally extraordinary lack of understanding of the the intricacies of Formula One. A series of baffling and incongruous World Motorsports Council judgments towards the end of his tenure as head of the FIA merely raked the coals of my resentment. Which brings me to Bernie Ecclestone. Dubious Labour Party donor with a fabulous lack of understanding over what F1 fans care about. Giving the championship to the man with the most wins? Shortcuts? Different mandatory tyre compounds? Oh do fuck off Bernie. It should be about who is the fastest, not who is the most strategically-minded. That's precisely what makes MotoGP so wonderful to watch.

I could go on... Tom Cruise. Alan Carr and Graham Norton for much the same predictable reasons. etc, etc etc.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:28, 3 replies)

Very Glad
to see you left Ken Bruce off the list - he's the only decent presenter on Radio 2 now Wogs has gone!
(macomateo is procrastinating on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:06, closed)

Yeah i was disappointed when Evans moved to the morning.
It means Radio 2 has become a minefield, before Wogan left it was simply a case of ignore it from 12 til 7 :D
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:11, closed)

I never knew
Peter Mandelson was on Radio 2!

Couldn't agree with you more about Steve Wright. In fact I have already ranted about him at length.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:24, closed)

Haha i was overcome with rage.
I've now edited for sense, and also you have a click on yours from me :)
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:44, closed)