Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Distracting my mum from the televisionThe woman zones out completely whilst watching tv and so I keep talking, making up outrageous lies until she pays attention to me.
"Mum...mum...mum..Do you want a cup of tea?...I love horses...mum...the chimneys on fire...mum...mum...I'm going to masturbate into the bathroom curtains"
"What was that dear?"
"Cup of tea?"
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:29, 2 replies)
people try this on me when I'm readingit doesn't usually work though - the brain subconsciously processes the words and flags unexpected sentences.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:05,
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hahahaha :Dgenuine laughter from me
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:10, closed)
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