Carol Decker...
... the once ravishing but now slightly 'weathered' redhead from T'Pau, kissed me at a gig. I waited in line to meet her, waited till last, hoping to get the most time with her.

It worked. We kissed- three times, yes- three! One peck on the cheek, then a little chat, an autograph, and then once again on both cheeks, showbiz style but proper smackers. I was in awe, and tenting ever so slightly.

The cheek that was kissed twice (the right one, fact fans) was neither washed nor shaved for a week, until my other half told me to grow up and reminded me that she stopped be a ravishing redhead sometime in the late 80s - this encounter was, IIRC, 2001.

Didn't stop me thinking thoughts not suitable to mention here.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, 6 replies)

double decker
That jumped up slapper was a barmaid in the town where I lived in the 70's, she was a grumpy cow then and probably still is
(Sid, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, closed)

What unsuitable thoughts about the T'Pau singer?
*sings* Her Va-gina on your glans?

*grabs coat*
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:29, closed)

*grabs coat back off you and hangs it back up again*
Very good indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:38, closed)

^ This
And yes
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, closed)

Thanks!
I must admit not checking b3ta since posting for shame of such painful punnery.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, closed)

i don't know
what sort of thoughts you are having that are unsuitable to mention here - on b3ta where sick is cool - but you must be into some real weird shit
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:48, closed)