FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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One of my classmates at secondary school was quite a bullshitter.Among other things he told us he was on the front cover of a surfing magazine. Obviously we made fun of him for this outrageous and unconvincing lie for a boy of 13 for several enjoyable weeks. We knew he was living in a fantasy land, and he had hoped this claim would make him look extra cool.
Until he brought the framed magazine into school to prove it. Far from the apologies and acceptance he had hoped for, he then 'got beats', for it was judged that being on the cover of a surfing magazine was gay, and therefore he was gay.
The end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:05,
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Kids are cunts really(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:45, closed)
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