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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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go and put optimus prime up some slag's bumhole
you hideous waste of skin
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:22, 2 replies)
Haha, you make a joke about one whinging crybaby and another one comes along straight away

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:25, closed)
haha, you're AMAZING.
don't go changing.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:27, closed)
He would Janet
But your bumhole is too busy being used to voice your opinions
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:29, closed)
OH MAN IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE IMPLYING I TALK OUT OF MY BUMHOLE.
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:31, closed)

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