* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Ew, ha, ew, ha, ew, haWe were staying over at Mr Goddess' Moms. We hadnt been together long and although I had met the family before, this was the first stop over. I am an EXTREMELY windy person (both ends) and as I was on my best behaviour I was virtually fit to burst from holding my gas in for so long so as not to horrify my future (mighty posh) Ma in law. I lost my clench when said Ma in law let the most thunderous guff escape her posh passage, luckily she didnt hear me rip as we were in the living room, she was in the kitchen, both doors were closed, and there was a hallway in between. We got belly ache from laughing so much.
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randomwomanwholikespink, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 20:17,
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