* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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One from Mrs. KiteWorking many years ago on an Old folks dementia ward. One of her colleagues finished her shift and had to get her bag out the office. Seeing the office door was closed she knocked, gently opened the door and leant in to get her bag...in the process letting off a huge fart. Worst part ? The Sister was in their telling some relatives their mother had just died.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 22:21, Reply)
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