* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me but my matesOn holiday last week my mate Neil walks past little Timmy sat on the floor, he then announces hes 'picking some flowers' and farts pretty much in Timmys mouth. He does this daily to anybody whos near him, bare arse or through boxers. He also smacks you in the face with his sweaty arse when you're sleeping.
I swear i've felt the wetness of his arsebiscuits on the end of my tongue more than once.
My other mate Mark lays on his stomach and rips out 3-5 second dry farts followed by a little squeaky wet one.
In manchester airport he did one (but stood up of course) and a little kid started crying 'daddy make it stop'.
Also *pop* for a long time lurker, you guys have got me through college and uni and actually got me chucked out of the library for chortling.
Length? You aint seen nothin yet!
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 19:09, Reply)
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