* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Farts rule!I am a farter, a big one! I eat lots of fruit and veggies, so I always have gaseous emissions from my bowels.
Neither my first husband or my current husband are farters - at least, they didn't/don't fart around me.
Hubby #1 and I had gone out on the lash one night in York, and we got home, he passed out on the couch and did little parps for a good hour until I woke him up 'cos I was laughing so hard.
As for me, I'm a fisherwoman. When you fish from 6am till 2am, you learn to pee off the side of a boat. Unfortunately, when you know you have to hold your poo in, you tend to fart. Out on the boat yesterday I was farting my arse off so much that even the catfish wouldn't bite!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 8:19,
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