* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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In the poolWhile having a lunchtime swim one day, I was causing more than a few bubbles to come up to the surface. Actually, it was getting to be like jet propulsion at one stage. Realising that the pressure was building up, piston-like, in my bowels, once I'd finished swimming I got out and went to the toilet in the shower room, where I released a nice satisfying dump.
I had however committed the grave error of not checking the paper supply, which had run out.
So I emerged from the cubicle, naked, swimming shorts in hand, and stood under the showers, surreptitiously washing my shitty arse with my hand. Which isn't easy to do when there are other blokes standing right next to you soaping their balls.
Length? Too embarrassed to look at anyone else to compare.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 9:46,
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