* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Laughingat farts is a vicious circle. I had a friend (had, because we aren't friends anymore) who would guff and then giggle in such a childish, girlish manner that you couldn't help laughing with him, no matter how revolted you were.
I was helping him move to Pompey a few years back and he dropped a bastard in the cab of the removal van. I had to stick my head out of the van at fifty miles an hour, alternately retching, laughing and gulping down air. He was giggling so hard we nearly came off the road.
I don't really have many fart stories. They're all as crap as this one.
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Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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