* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Airport gasMyself, gf and her daughter were flying to Zante for holiday from Glasgow airport. Now, I tend to have a delicate stomach when flying and produce plenty of gas prior to take off. This day they were of Hiroshima proportions and smelled something like dead fish left in the sun for a week in the summer (trust me its not good!).
I went to the toilet to relieve some of my bowel contents and whilst sat on the throne could hear people walking in and saying "Jesus whats that smell?!". Laughing to myself I left and met gf and her daughter in shop. It was here I dropped I most impressive SBV (Silent But Violent), laughing to myself I repositioned myself in shop with gf wondering how I could produce such vileness. As if on cue a group of lads walked on obviously set on a boys holiday to Shagaluf. One walks off to my 'drop zone' and is shortly followed by the others who smell the gas and proceed to ridicule him and tell him to see on a doctor because that smell was not normal. We in the meantime can't help but snigger at his protestations with his mates telling him he is sleeping n the balcony the whole holiday as they can't be expected to share a room with that!!
Apologies for length.............seriously!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 10:48, Reply)
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