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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I saw this movie once?
Where this horse did this incredibly huge fart - and everyone was all like, 'oh my God, what the hell is that smell?', holding their nose and stuff? It was hella funny. Then it turned out it wasn't the horse at all, it was this guy called Gordon Brown? And the smell was the decaying social security system. Yeah, it's called 'The Working Class Demand A Bigger Slice of the American Pie'.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:19, Reply)

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