* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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A long time ago in a bathroom not so far away...This happened quite a while back, but the memory of it will stay vivid in my mind until the day I die.
Once upon a time, there was a young boy by the name of littlenipple. He had an older brother who went by the name of Good Looking Deity. One day, Good Looking Deity decided to be a good boy and pretended that littlenipple had shat himself. Good Looking Deity took littlenipple off to the bathroom and ordered him to pull down his pants and trousers. Littlenipple did so.
However, there was no poo. Just to make sure, Good Looking Deity bent down and got really quite close to littlenipple's rectum. Twas upon this movement that littlenipple's bowels started to move.
And out the came the funniest fart I have ever done in my entire life. My brother finds it distinctly less funny than I do, but that may be because he couldn't see his face.
You know the faces people pull when experiencing G-Force?
Like that. But smellier.
Click 'I Like This' for photo's.*
*photo's may not exist.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:17, Reply)
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