* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I like to fart in empty (and sometimes full) elevators just before I get outIt makes me laugh to myself for ages, just thinking of the next person to step inside the seemingly empty elevator & their reaction to the realisation that my fart is going to accompany them on their trip.
I once did this in an elevator at some corporate offices, only to return 25 minutes later to find my fart still there.
Every now and then there is someone waiting to get in as I step out. Makes me laugh even more, because they usually smile back at me as we swap places.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 3:41,
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