* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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i can't believehow many people claim to have produced air biscuits that have made other people gip or retch. i have never ever had the misfortune to come across this. is it really physically possible for an arse to be this grim?
also, what's the deal with everyone saying that lifts make them want to fart and run away? lifts make me want to have sex in them. apart from the ones at work and the ones in public carparks that smell of donkey piss. surely that's a more normal reaction?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:26,
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