* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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poor old dufferi bought a can of fart spray on holiday in spain, many years ago. wanting to test it out, i crept up behind some little old guy and sprayed it on the back of his pants. watching him trying to shuffle away from the stench of his own kecks was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
length? he cleared the whole street!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:07,
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