The Gathering of the Thousands
Milton Keynes.

Animal rights type gets on the stage between bands and informs the audience that there is a fast food van outside selling meat in the form of burgers, hot dogs and bacon sandwiches. A lecture was directed at the appreciative crowd on how we should stand up to this capitalist oppression. The angry crowd went outside to fight the good fight and send the murderer on his way.

Meanwhile I had slipped out and bought myself a bacon butty, a hotdog and a cup of tea, bloody starving was I.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39, 2 replies)

Fuckin' hippies
I would have little issue in making hotdogs and burgers from vegetenarians and activists. They'll probably be lovely due to the excellent diet they've sustained.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:51, closed)

Ha! Brilliant
The moment somebody had said "there's a van outside selling burgers and hot dogs," I think my first reaction would also have been "Ooh, lunch!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:37, closed)