Oxygen festival 2008
to begin with, it's a horrible horrible festival. It is populated by ginger gypsies and the lowest of the irish scum (and I am irish so I can say this ok?)

We get there, and after eventually finding a place to pitch my tent (fnarr fnarr) we get confronted by a group of initally friendly guys from Coutny Mayo. We chatted and laughed and when they found out we came from *insert my county here* they turned quite nasty and told us we should go back to where we came from. Anyhow we ignored them and they continued to drink for the entire weekend, throwing their empty cans at our tents for the duration.

Oxygen is notorious for theives, and that night some twunt tried to steal my tent-mates beer and clothes only to be heard by his sister in the tent opposite and he got the wrong end of a rubber camping mallet on his temple, knocking him to the ground where she very deftly put her foot right on his groin and pressed down....hard. I had just come out of the tent to witness the groin incident and laughed at the sight of tears running down his face.

Another incident involved a drugged up git coming into my tent at 6am trying to root through my things saying it was his tent and the i 'was mistaken as to my location' being a tall fucker I planted my size 12 boot on his face and kicked him out of the tent where he got up and went around asking "where am I?", another walked around tents asking "Johnno, you in there!?" and if he got no reply he simply wandered in and nicked everyones stuff. I am not sure but he was eventually hunted down and dealt with as he spent too long in one area with his arms filled with other peoples booze/clothes etc.

The highlight though was walking around the very edge of the campsite near the grubby little Centra shop when I notice a group of guys standing around a tent, all shuffling and not really cheering, more kind of moaning and giving long drawn out cheers of appreciation. Once again being a tall lanky git I wandered overed and peered over the groups shoulders only to see a completely naked woman doing various 'things' to herself as all the men did various 'things' to themselves...I mean between the mud and the crap toilets I thought there was enough crap and bodily fluids around.

EDIT* oh and there was 2-3 cases of rape and a stabbing, good times eh?

And I was dirty texting a mates girlfriend, and had a dirty chat with her just before the Prodigy came on, awesome

After that I decided never to go to a festival ever again......I leave for Download Today :S

Length is above average and proud,
( Bamboo Steamer, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:15, 3 replies)

This is why I never went to Witnness/Oxegen.
Leccy Piccy is where it's at.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:14, closed)

Needs more Honda Accord

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, closed)

Oxygen is for noobs.
I did Feile - twice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:21, closed)