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I don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.

Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.

Tell us about the legendary fights at school.

(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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chav fights
I went to the local comp for a few years - and there were fights almost daily. One which sticks in my mind however went like this:

The school was out in the country, so the playgrond was surrounded by farmer's fields... and farmer's fields often have electric fences...

...and there was one boy who was a right cunt, and who had just thrown his packed lunch over some chav's cap. So the chav and his 'hood' picked him up and... *takes moment to steady myself* attached his bollocks to the wire.

I will never forget those screams...

Thank b3ta I left that school a year or so after.


For those sick people who want to know what he screamed, it went along the lines of: "AAAAAH Please stop! Aaaaa! No, No, No, NOO! Aaaaaah! Help!! Waaaaah! AaAAAAAAaaaAAh!" (and so on.) Right wailer he was.
(, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 13:24, Reply)

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