K-9000: Man's Best Friend Electric
Starring: Chris Mulkey
Catherine Oxenberg

"Chris Mulkey stars as a dedicated cop whose methods of crime prevention often involves spectacular destruction prevents terrorists from stealing K9000 a super-dog with a computer brain as well a rescuing the dogs beautiful creator who alongside Mulkey battle the conspiracy against them and their four legged friend who Mulkey can communicate with thanks to a special electronic device implanted in his ear by accident.

It's action all the way, with violent shootouts as man best friend goes electric!"

From the back of the DVD box, grammar/spelling mistakes n all. Purchased for £1 from Skegness market

Doesn't this film sound like the best film ever?
It might just be, if your definition of 'best film ever' includes:

Music that stops and starts randomly, and has no relation to what's going on onscreen.
Said music also sounds like it was entirely composed on a Casio keyboard from the 80s, despite the film being filmed in 1991.
The film also looks like it was filmed in the 80s in terms of camera quality, and the protagonists haircuts/clothing
Extended sequences of little to no relevence - for example, the protagonist watching TV.
The 'super-dog' being indentical in all respects to a normal alsation - except it 'speaks' in a hilarious 'cyber-voice'..
It's only 89 minutes long, yet it feels like 3 hours.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, the dog has a phone in it's head, into which the lead character speaks.

BEST. FILM. EVER. Many thanks to the fine people at 23rd Century for putting this cinematic classic out!

1000/10
(comrade^, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 1:57, Reply)