Has anyone seen Snakes On A Train?
Yes, that's not a typo, Snakes On A TRAIN.

I bought it for £3 in Woolworths when SOAP was in the cinemas.

It's by far the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.

Here's a summary:

- Woman gets cursed and her internal organs start to turn into snakes.

- Fella takes said woman onto a train from Mexico to L.A. to find a Shaman who can help her.

- Some bandits are also on the train, have various fights with fella while woman is coughing up snakes and then swallowing them again.

- Woman starts to turn into a snake, so train stops in the middle of nowhere, everyone gets off. Snake/woman proceeds to grow about 100ft tall and eats train, then a tornado appears and sucks her up.

The End.

P.S. I do realise this QOTW is 'Best Films Ever' but I wanted to know if anyone else has seen this abomination
(Xstopher, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 16:21, 5 replies)

One quick trip to imdb later and
omfg. It actually exists.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 16:42, closed)

I actually want to watch this now.
REALLY REALLY BAD films are good by definition. Take for example "Doc Savage Man of Bronze" :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 17:09, closed)

I've got Snakes on a Train on DVD!
It's so fucking awful that it wraps all the way around to good again.
( gone, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 17:21, closed)

Is this one of those blatant rip-offs made by Asylum?
Like Transmorphers and I Am Omega and other dire rip-offs that suprisingly don't get pulled for being such rip-offs and get released at almost the same time as the real DVDs to dupe people into buying the crap fake version.
(gamefanatic666, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 23:04, closed)

I've just checked the back of the case...
And it is Asylum!
(Xstopher, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, closed)