How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Dave went to college.......and he was in residence for his first year. He went away for the weekend, and the guys on his floor thought it would be a laugh to pull up his carpet, put a kipper in the middle of the room and then replace the carpet and furniture. A few days after Dave returned, his room stank to high heaven, and his mates told him what they had done. Not being prone to housework, Dave said, "Ahhh, you get used to the smell", and he continued on living in the room. They hadn't bargained on the fact that Dave's family home permanently smelled of burnt mince and week-old mashed potatoes, courtesy of his mum's cooking. Once the kipper smell permeated the whole floor of the residence, and folk were gagging just walking down the corridor, the original pranksters broke into his room, removed the fish, and cleaned up.
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