The worst smell in the universe
There’s a lot of stories up here which involve share houses so I’ll add one more.
Living in a sharehouse in Sydneys Kings Cross a few years ago I was home alone with my house mates being up to whatever teenagers do when they live in a red light district.
I’d gone into the kitchen to look for something and noticed a thin brown liquid dribbling down from the top of the cupboards where there was a gap between the top of the cupboards and the ceiling. ‘hmm, wonder what that is’, I thought, reaching up and fumbling around trying to reach the heavyish bag of something up top there. Got a good grasp and pulled only to realize just a second to late that it was liquid, NOOOOO! Sploog! FUUUUCK! *speeeewwww*…I was covered in what I later found out to be a whole bag of potatoes that had been up there so long that they had liquefied into a god awful devils brew of putrid stench and maggots. I puked almost instantly from the smell. My God, I’ll never forget that smell. I know that rotten potatoes dont sound that bad, but it was the worst, and I mean WORST thing I’ve ever smelt.
Shudders.
(technocore, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:07, 6 replies)

I found some carrots the other day that I had totally forgotten about.
They had started to liquify, the liquid was really gooey, like saliva, but the smell was fucking grim.

5 minutes and half a bottle of Flash later and all was well.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 1:19, closed)

Potatoes
really are awful in the strictest sense of the word when rotten.



Awe-full
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 1:57, closed)

I forgot about some asparagus once :(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:06, closed)

I left some salsify to go off, once.
/middle-class veg blog
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:32, closed)

You only realised when the run-off started staining your gusset, amirite lol

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:39, closed)

something similar happened to me when i was a student
used to work in a supermarket and we started noticing an odd smell in the stock room where the fresh produce was kept. it go tworse over a couple of weeks and me and my team leader decided to investigate. we found 5kilos of rotting potatoes that had been out of date for near a year. much vomiting was had. he tried to pull rank and get me to deal with it, so i spewed on his shoes (not necessarily deliberately)
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:32, closed)