So, your story is 'I'm that virginally desperate I'll go down on any whiffy old growler'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:10, 2 replies)

you have comprehension issues my son
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:18, closed)

how so?
from what I read, his missus smelled like a month-old vegetable bin, which was then compounded by her swabbing her vag with a lemon-scented floor wipe.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:24, closed)

How are you white witch?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:27, closed)

whut?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:10, closed)

You frightful troll

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:55, closed)

Situation: Try to give oral to smelly vagina. She tries to clean it with a wetwipe.
Most men: Stop trying to give oral
This one: Tries anyway

Why did he persist in trying and how was a wetwipe meant to vastly improve matters? Unless, as badger says, he was desperate.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:54, closed)

This is assuming this is true, obviously.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:55, closed)

Harsh,
but fair.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:15, closed)

that makes him virginally desperate?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:17, closed)

Are you saying you would've done the same in the situation?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, closed)

I'm saying it doesn't automatically make him virginally desperate.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15, closed)

If you want to be generous,
you could argue that it shows an admirable level of youthfull enthusiasm, I suppose.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:27, closed)

^What Spaz McDuff said^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29, closed)

once you have committed to the act
there no turning back unless its so bad you are
going to fire chunks into the lady garden
(Cov Boy, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:34, closed)

I admire your youthfull enthusiasm.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, closed)

^^Seconded^^

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:03, closed)

I would, and have, give up
at the first realisation of the lack of hygiene. I just cant stand people who are too lazy to even clean themselves.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:25, closed)

This calls for a song!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyZJNeCmZ0
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:20, closed)