Let's give the lady a hand.
EDIT: ALT:"Right that's it. The gloves are off!"
Not mine but my missus.
As has been stated before I used to work with people with mental and physical disabilities. So did my missus. She stopped about a month before the birth of our daughter.
Now she worked in a group home with a lady I shall call Rank (for reasons best known to us and soon to become apparent).
Rank had CP and also she had been diagnosed with pica-ism. She would eat anything. *Yes I do mean anything - she didn't have any real gag reflex and if she could fit it into her mouth then in it would go*. I had woken Rank on a number of occasions to have to pull half a single-bed sheet out of her gullet. My missus and I sometimes worked in the same house but never on the same shift. In this house gloves were used fairly regularly for hygiene reasons but as we had 2 clients who would put stuff in their gobs you were always careful to dispose of your gloves promptly.
On her very last shift before going on maternity leave my missus got an extra special surprise.
Whilst helping Rank bathe in the shower in the morning (mostly repeated prompts) my missus noticed something poking out of Rank's bum. She gave it a slight tug.
Out of Rank's butt slides a latex glove covered and partially filled with shit. My missus apparently laugh-spewed for quite a while. Great ending for her last shift tho - nice for her to know that she wolud never have to face that ever again. Sadly not the worst thing that anyone pulled out of Rank's bum tho.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:33, 2 replies)

I once had a girlfriend with no gag reflex and a latex glove up her arse
Suffice it to say that it's at that point that my story diverges greatly from yours.
(Eukanuba, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:26, closed)

Was waiting for something like that.
The name I have bestowed upon Rank is a very big hint.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:03, closed)