Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Party at my house one nightguy was in my front room breathing fire (in the minds of health and safety probably not the greatest move) the firebreathing was being done with a can of zippo fuel.
one of the guests, an Acne'd biker decided that he'd have a go. now the technique is to spit the petrol out at the light you have, and you get a great puff of fire, he however took a great big mouthful of petrol, and blew it out. so it dribbled down his chest, then the last bit caught, sending half of his chest and most of his face up in flames.
after three of us had put him out, two of us patting him on the face whilst a third grabbed a jacket to throw over his head. he stood in our kitchen threatening to hit anyone who tried to take him to hospital and peeling off gobs of dead flesh into the sink.
cured his acne though* the only person who could possibly have set his head on fire and come out the other side looking better than before he started.
*this is really really not reccomended as an acne cure. no matter how bad your acne is, petrol and matches are not the answer
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