Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Dont try this at homeWhilst in the boozer an associate of mine lit a fart, we are classy after all. I thought about this and thought I would try it first in the comfort of my own home. 3/4 hours of drinking later I arrive home and the earlier thought enters my head. Well if I am to do it then I best do it properly. Get naked, why do all my ideas end in me getting naked????
I am butt naked, perched on the edge of the bed and peering between my legs in order to see the fireworks.
One is brewing, get lighter at the ready.
PURRRRP - Whoosh
It worked, however it set my arse hairs on fire, these floated up in the air and as I was bent over they set my eyebrows on alight. One even floated up my nostril.
Still a better idea than these guys
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/05/24/nsabre24.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/05/24/ixhome.html
(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 14:15, Reply)
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