Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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When i was about 10me and my mate had a big habit of fires. We went in the woods behind my house one day lighting fires and going through all the swear words we knew. Afterwards, we had a load of matches left over and my mate chirped up with 'lets light the rest of these and throw them in the dry bracken and then throw rocks on it to put it out'. 'Hmmm....good idea i thought'. Threw two in the bush and it went up like a fuckin bomb. Shat myself, ran home and hid, but everyone knew it was us. Got pulled out in assembly in school the next day and bollocked in front of everyone. Still, had four fire engines as the whole wood and fields behind it burnt, which was a record for my mates at the time.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 14:25,
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