Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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A steaming pile of...This is from many years ago now. My scout group arrived at camp and swiftly unpacked and erected the tents. A couple of lads got the fire started. This all took a little too long for a certain someone. He was desperate for a crap, so rather than waiting for the bog tent, he wandered off and did it in a plastic bag. Not knowing quite how to dispose of this, he chucked it on the fire.
Naturally enough, the bag melted, to reveal an enormous turd on an otherwise inviting fire.
He never quite lived that one down.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 20:56,
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