Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Neighbours carMy neighbour is generally alright but can be a bit of a cunt when it comes to all night parties. They keep playing music loud outside by bedroom window till daylight and keeping me awake.
One night, i wake up to the smell of something burning, look at the alarm clock and see its 4am. Get up with the thought "fucking bastard, they've started bbq'ing at 4 in the morning, what a bunch of cunts."
Look out the window to see the neighbours car is completely ablaze. Think "hmm, neighbours car is on fire" and go back to bed. 10 seconds later when my brain wakes up, it "fucking shit, the neighbours car is on fucking fire, fuck fuck fuck".
Fire completely destroyed the car, good part of my neighbours kitchen, her dustbin and her neighbours roof. Oh and i got complimented by the fire crew on the coffee i made.
Me, swear, never :)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 14:34, Reply)
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