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We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.

I've never seen adults move so fast.

So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.

(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Fishcakes.
After a night out at a concert, lets not mention the band in question, me and two friends arrive home at the early time of 2 in the morning.

"im hungry." says one friend.
"i have some fishcakes in the freezer" i say.

So into the oven they go.

We went into the living room to pass the twenty minute cooking time, only we got a little engrosed in some programme or other.

"Can you smell burning?" the other friend asks.

Que the firealarm going off, smoke billowing out of the kitchen and the sound of my dad rampaging down the stairs in his yfronts, shouting every name under the sun.

Battered much?

The fishcakes were eatable once we put them out though.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 20:19, Reply)

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