Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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What a twuntI work in a local nightclub in the town i live in
(Barrow-In-Furness), it was a saturday night and was filling up with punters and scary old women too that wanted some fun(anyways thats another story hee hee) I was behind my bar when a lad came up with two women in tow and ordered me to get him a Sambuca, during the time it took to get the drink i could hear him boasting to the lasses about how good he was basically(Twunt) i set the drink down and took the money on my return with the change he wanted it lighting so i did the deed with my lighter he raised it to his mouth and drank it. Unfortunatly for him he spilt some over his face and shirt which was on fire, so theres me throwing the contents of the half melted ice bucket over him to extinguish the flames and these two ladies laughing there titties off at him. Funny i havent seem him back in since then.
Phew thats my cherry popped im off to have a fag
(, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 16:26, Reply)
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