re: Exploding film container curtain horror (below)
i used to work for this right cunt, real nutter. Good thing was he was pretty hopeless at bringing in business so we often had a LOT of time on our hands. One fine day i took a large cardboard tube (about 4 foot long and as thick as yer arm) and decided to convert it into the worlds largest pop gun. i fitted the end of a thinner tube (made snug and plungery with lots of taped on bog roll) and made a separate 'rocket' for the 'pop' end, to much applause as the rocket flew magestically agross the room at a fair old rate. soon the weapon had sprouted a shoulder strap and rocket launcher style grips and i was strutting arounf like Arnie. boredom sets in quickly though. one of my not so good ideas involved stuffing the 'pop' end with a big plug of bog roll which then greedily absorbed half a can of zippo fuel. it didnt burn much when lit deep in the 'chamber' but on 'plunging' a VERY impressive fireball SHOT across the room to another great round of applause... promptly setting the window blinds alight. stamping the fucker out was not easy, my shoes soaked up some lighter fuel and went up too at one point in comedy burning rain dance style. when the boss came in the next day and asked about the 'funny mark' on the shitty nylon carpet i did my best staring-into-the-middle-distance-while-trying-not-to-snigger routine.

I have a proper job now.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 17:41, Reply)