Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Here we go again....Sorry about this BUT I have spotted a number of flaws in Mappers recent post.
1) The destruction of Pompei was caused by the eruption of a nearby volcano, NOT his great-great grandad accidentally setting fire to a small bush.
2) Assuming that there are 30 years between each generation (ie Mappers Dad was 30 when Mapper was born) then his G-G-Grandad would have been alive in the mid Nineteenth century and not 79 AD as stated. Indeed if he was alive in 79 AD this would mean that (if an average human lives to the age of 75) each member of Mappers decendants lived for almost 417 years.
3) The only known being to have lived past 413 years was the Queen Mother, and for the last 6 years of her 'life' she was replaced in public by a cyborg. This replicant was cunningly created from egg boxes and ready brek by the A-list celebrity Rod Hull (of Emu fame).
Will Mapper please stop posting blatant lies, and also stop using the word 'wanker'. I dislike the word 'wanker' and have never used the word 'wanker' in any of my posts and intend never to do so.
I now prefer brussel sprouts to peas.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:52,
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